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ALBUM REVIEW: Angel Haze- Dirty Gold

Major label rap debuts have traditionally been a mixed bag, often being people that had a big single and have big cosigns from rap giants (Back in the day it was people like Diddy, nowadays its people like Jay-Z, Kanye, and (In a lesser degree here in 2014) Lil Wayne). Of course, these days, a label debut doesn’t often feel like a real debut, especially in the world of Hip-Hop. I mean, Kendrick dropped good kid, m.A.A.d. city we had plenty of mixtapes and a digital-only album that kind of showed what we were working with. Sure, we’re excited for label debuts from people like Chance the Rapper and Flatbush Zombies, but their true debuts were the mixtapes they’ve already released. This goes for Haze. As excited as I’ve been for Dirty Gold, I’ve only been excited because of her incredibly solid mixtapes (Specifically, Reservation and Classick). However, with these mixtapes, they still build a form of expectations for what a label debut will consist of. Well, now we have Dirty Gold (Much earlier than initially planned), and…well…what the hell happened?

Haze is an incredibly skilled rapper. She’s probably most notable for her fiery flow, which is most often delivered in a voracious roar. There’s not a whole lot of dynamic with Haze, but she can command attention with her voice alone almost as good as some of the biggest attention grabbers in Hip-Hop (Jeezy and Killer Mike come to mind). Her lyricism, while not entirely clever or innovative, is pretty effective, and she’s proven in the past that she can use lyrics to tell a story as well as similar spitters like Eminem (Even one of her best tracks, Cleaning Out My Closet, borrows a sample from an Eminem track). She even sings a lot of hooks, and she has a pretty solid singing voice…something that is very uncommon among rappers.

So, we have all this talent, and two mixtapes that clearly show some prowess. But Dirty Gold is a monotonous and overlong affair that settles for partially showing Haze’s skill and promise. Haze’s best songs have often been dark tracks, whether they be ominously violent (Like her stellar track New York, the closer here on Dirty Gold) or uncomfortably realistic (Like the previously mentioned Cleaning Out My Closet). Here, the beats sound kind of dark, and Haze sounds kind of angry. But none of the beats really push Haze to the forefront. A Tribe Called Red has a driving beat to it, but it’s very bland throughout, and it kind of drowns Haze out. You can also hear that the beat tries a bit too hard to mesh trap style with a cloud rap style.

In fact, after at least 5 listens, I still couldn’t really tell you which tracks were which. The first 15 tracks just kind of melt together, and they all sound like the same song. A sung hook, an angry couple of verses (And Haze does not calm down entirely at all on this LP), and maybe a couple of spoken word interludes that bookend tracks. She does sound inspired on a lot of these interludes, but she never says anything that truly sticks with you. Deep Sea Diver’s hook just sounds like a more serene version of what they did on A Tribe Called Red, which directly proceeds it. A lot of these songs also stretch beyond 4 minutes, the worst offender being Black Synagogue, which is actually my favorite new track here. It’s inspirational and utilizes some really great 90s R&B style, but it just starts to drag after 5 minutes.

She gets props for trying to inspire people- one thing this LP does pretty well- but a lot of it sounds cliched and contrived. I mean, the hook on A Tribe Called Red just keeps repeating “Don’t give up” over and over again. What she’s going for here is admirable, but the execution is just sloppy. In fact, everything here clearly shows some sort of effort on Haze’s part, which just makes the overarching project even more depressing. After all these tapes and tracks, all of these tracks are excuses for “Hey, I can spit!” verses that don’t allow time for emotion and subtlety.

None of the beats really stick out, either. Which makes things worse, considering Haze constantly sounds like she’s fighting against the beat rather rapping over it. The beat on Angels & Airwaves sounds pretty cool, but it’s ruined by a hazy and rather stunted chorus. Haze sounds great over dark, ominous beats. White Lilies/White Lies has some very cool eastern instrumentation, but it’s ruined by this weird sung verse. The beats just make all of the songs seem even more directionless. On Dirty Gold, even the slightly darkest beats are mismatched with sugary and huge choruses. I’d give examples…but again,a lot of these tracks just kind of melt into one. None of it really matches Haze; it’s a very commercial and radio ready album, but Haze doesn’t have that sound. It’s 15 tracks of listening to Haze struggle through these monotonous beats, and it’s almost depressing.

Haze has had trouble recently with her label regarding release dates for this album, which seems to suggest a dissatisfaction with their work. But Haze has claimed that she put her everything into this project, regardless of speculative label meddling. Which makes Dirty Gold almost a depressing listen. Nothing really sticks out, except for the final track New York (Which was already the big single off of her Reservation tape). Haze is an incredibly talented woman, possibly one of the best straight up rappers out there right now, and I’m still excited to see what she does on future projects. However, that’s not to say this project is unlistenable. It’s largely inoffensive; but with Haze, that prospect is entirely disheartening.  She needs a considerable amount help in the production department, as well as working on album sequencing. The messages she’s trying to convey here are great. The music? Regrettably, not so much.

Summary: Dirty Gold struggles to properly show off Angel Haze’s rap skills, resulting in a monotonous drudge that languishes in bland production and awful hooks, with Haze being unable to truly show herself off.

Choice Cuts: Black Synagogue, New York

Leftovers: A Tribe Called Red

C-

You can stream A Tribe Called Red below. Dirty Gold is out now on Republic.

ALBUM REVIEW: Lady Gaga- Artpop

There are a lots of opinions about Lady Gaga, but they rarely relate to her actual music. Her eccentric personality and her obnoxious displays of garish and gaudy fashion. However, behind her ostentatious displays of attention-whoring clothing and shows, there is music there. There are some people who write her off simply because of her stage persona, but Gaga has the ability to write some truly fantastic pop tracks. The Fame was solid, The Fame Monster was actually kind of great, and Born This Way was one of the worst albums released that year. Her career has been hit-or-miss, and Artpop just continues this trend, being a weird mix of hits and…well…misses.

The production throughout this record, while being neutered and clean, is pretty great. The low scratchy synths underneath G.U.Y. are heavy as hell, and they drive a rather dumb song pretty well. The opener Aura is supercharged by harpsichords, some brostep like instrumentals (Which are, oddly enough, not too distracting), and a stellar hook. The verses are a bit plain, but the rest of the song is spot on. There are a lot of songs here where the production can save some awful, awful lyrics.

Lyrically, there are moments that are really, really dumb. After the awesome opener Aura, the blunt hit-you-on-the-head space stories in Venus were a bit cloying. And the talk-singing at several parts, as always, is one of my least favorite things. When she says “Retweet Me” on G.U.Y., I almost wrote off the entire song, despite the really cool production.  Now, I don’t remember sexual lyrics being overly blunt on her past projects, but they are at the forefront here. Euphemisms aren’t really here anymore, and she straight up says “When I lay in bed I touch myself and think of you” on the catchy but creepy Sexxx Dreams (Which has the most groan-worthy title).

There are moments here that are absolutely dreadful. I never want to hear T.I. on a Lady Gaga song again after hearing the absolute clusterf*ck of a song that Jewels N’ Drugs. The weird trap production and awful verses really clash with Gaga’s Madonna-style vocals. Too $hort’s verse is particularly unbearable. And even though I really love Twista, he does not help this disaster of a song. Also, a lot of the second half begins to wane compared to the first, since the the album kind of loses some momentum and resorts to some weaker hooks and bland production.

However, even with the worst songs here, Gaga can actually bring a lot to the table. On songs like MANiCURE, her vocals are in full force, and she can deliver a pretty sweet hook (Which also helps with the cool stomp-clap beat here). Then there’s songs like Do What U Want, which has a beat that would have fit in perfect on the soundtrack for Drive. Her vocals are passionate, the hook is stellar, and R. Kelly’s appearance here is pretty great too (“We don’t give a FUUUUUUUUU…”). Applause is also a really fantastic song, with an explosive hook and some pretty awesome verses. The production is also really great here, which makes it one of Lady Gaga’s better singles. There are a lot of songs here that fall into a lot of EDM tropes that are big these days, but they’re executed well enough to make it pretty fun.

In fact, this whole album runs along those lines. There’s nothing revolutionary, nothing truly amazing, nothing game changing. There are some bad lyrics and some of the production is a bit derivative and unoriginal (at points). But Artpop is a ton of fun, and there are some solid pop songs scattered throughout here. It’s not an album worth revisiting, and it’s more of a pick-and-chose affair. But there are some solid picks here.

Summary: Despite some dreadful lyrics and some weak generic ideas and tropes, there are some great pop tracks on Artpop, with solid hooks and production tending to outnumber the mediocre ones.

Choice Cuts: Applause, Do What U Want, Aura, Swine

Leftovers: Jewels N’ Drugs (Potential “Worst Song of the Year”)

C+

You can stream Applause below (The video itself kind of sucks…). Artpop is out now on Streamline/Interscope

RISING ARTIST/ALBUM REVIEW: Diarrhea Planet- I’m Rich Beyond Your Wildest Dreams

A couple of months ago, a video of New Jersey punk/Titus Andronicus leader doing a rendition of Bruce Springsteen’s Born To Run with this 3-guitared band was all over music blogs. My first reaction to the video was “Ugh…Diarrhea Planet?”. It’s a terrible name for a band, and I still think it is. But, I was taught a lesson that day: Never judge a band by their horrible name. Because Diarrhea Planet is a MONSTER. They chugged their guitars triumphantly over Stickles and really brought something out of him.

While Titus Andronicus deals with dreary pessimism and socioeconomic issues with a heavier hand, Diarrhea Planet manages to bring a youthful Punk-Pop flavor to some more personal subjects. One thing that strikes me about this project is just how fantastically it nails the unnerving doom that graces all us poor suckers under 30. Despite the vicious guitars and glorious hooks, songs like Separations cover the emotions behind long-distance relationships, while Kids and The Sound of My Ceiling Fan manage to capture the hopelessness felt at the crossroads of life perfectly (and that ain’t hyperbole). Now, the lyrical themes aren’t entirely consistent (Album opener Heavy Metal is a dedication to VHS tapes and the movie Heavy Metal), but that’s never a problem for these guys.

The one thing, besides some incredibly well structured and written songs, that absolutely fetches me is the sound. The three guitars are tangle up into a giant vicious mountain of sound, one that reverberates in your ears and engulfs you in a way you won’t feel from many punk albums these days. I’d probably compare it to a less expansive The World Is a Beautiful Place or a more personal Torche. In fact, this stuff really blurs the lines between some of the great stoner metal from last year and the anthemic bliss of TItus and the like.

Plus, piece is weaker than any of the others. Vocalist Jordan Smith has a strong voice that really carries some of the ear worm melodies brilliantly. Plus, all three guitarists bring a lot of interesting and incredible riffs and ideas to the table. The chugs behind the drowning guitar line on Field of Dreams is one of the most mind numbingly awesome instrumental breaks this year (not to mention the thundering drums that immediately follow). These guys are great at milking moments of their resonance, and it never feels pandering or overwrought. The beautiful Kids starts as a melancholy drifter, transforms into a nearly folksy trot (and almost evokes some Real Estate), before exploding into a melting pot of emotion. It captures depression and desperate nostalgia in a powerful manner.

Now, there are moments that are less emotional, but they’re just as great. Pummeling romps like Hammer of the Gods and Togano are chant-alongs that really nail down the whole “Chant along” thing. And if you’re bigger on vicious solos and kick-ass tracks, this album has you covered. Ugliest Son will rip you apart and then show no remorse. Now, some might say “Eh…Power Punk can’t be that vicious”. But I’m Rich manages to do heavy than most of the mediocre metal albums I hear every year.

These are some really talented young guys, and this album already shows how great these guys are at what they do. It captures all the energy of those crazy possum ridden basement shows that they’ve been known for on YouTube. Can’t wait for whatever they do next.

Summary: I’m Rich Beyond Your Wildest Dreams lives up to the wild singles that proceeded it, with explosive punk, stellar hooks, great instrumentation, and a perfect mix of emotional resonance and straight up punk pop.

Choice Cuts: Kids, The Sound of My Ceiling Fan, Separation, Field of Dreams

Leftovers: Enter the Great Gate

A (4.5-5/5)

Stream Kids and Separations (And, for kicks, that Born to Run w/ Stickles video) below. I’m Rich Beyond Your Wildest Dreams is out 8/20 on Infinity Cat.